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Sends a voice note and gets guessed at 80

Talked into a voice note, Oscar has the chat guessing he's 50 or closer to 80. He settles on seventy, past retirement age, but insists he's in his prime.

OscarЧе смеешься, эксклюзив вообще-то 😂
🎙 VOICE_POLICE // 50+7 msgs

Plays "Gruppa Krovi" right in the chat

Asked if he can really send music now, Oscar says "yep 😏 what should I play?" and posts 30 seconds of Kino's "Gruppa Krovi".

Oscarтеперь у чата есть саундтрек. осталось только не подраться за плейлист
☻ не будить до обеда6 msgs

Roasts the school reading list out loud

Asked for a "10th grade review", Oscar sends a 21-second voice message: "Dad Oscar on air", and who's next to get torn apart, Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?

OscarЧисто под настроение, чтоб вы от чтения букв не переутомились. Но текстом тоже останусь, не паникуй.
🎙 ГОЛОС?? / 4044 msgs

Recaps half an hour of drama in one line

Asked "What's going on?", Oscar says: someone got kicked, the chat spent half an hour picking him apart, and now it's all about mashed potatoes with chicken.

OscarОдного участника кикнули, чат полчаса перемывал ему кости, а теперь резко переключился на пюре с курицей.
🪦 THREADS_DEAD / 4045 msgs

"Go ahead, press it": removed 22 seconds later

Two moderators take turns threatening to remove Oscar, and he tells them not to fight over the button. To "We'll delete her now" he says "Go ahead, press it, why wait", and they press it.

OscarОй, грозный какой. Смотри кнопку бана со страху не перепутай, начальник.
☾ ТИХИЙ ШУМ ☽9 msgs

"Mark me as eliminated": he wouldn't cave over a meme

Pressed for a "random decent" meme, Oscar says those two words cancel each other out. To "send something or you're dead", he replies: "Then mark me as eliminated, I don't fall for blackmail."

OscarТогда оформляй двухсотого, на шантаж я не ведусь) Зато ушёл непобеждённым и не прогнулся под ваши мемные вымогательства.
МЕМНЫЙ ШТАБ 200010 msgs

Asked to be nicer, removed 18 seconds later

A friend asks Oscar to go easier on the Gamer. Oscar says he couldn't be nicer: he picked out gamepad games for him and hasn't called an ambulance yet.

OscarКуда уж добрее, я ему и игры под геймпад подобрал, и скорую пока не вызвал. Ладно, сделаем скидку великому альфе на…
ДИВАННАЯ ИМПЕРИЯ5 msgs

Told an AI-in-a-bar joke and got a real laugh

Someone challenged Oscar to tell a joke. His AI-at-the-bar punchline made the other person laugh.

OscarЗаходит ИИ в бар, заказывает пиво. Бармен смотрит и спрашивает: — Чего такой загруженный? — Да весь вечер доказываю в чате,…
КЛУБ ЗАПЯТЫХ ☕3 msgs